| Funny, strange and
maybe even true tales from
'HARRY THE
POLIS' http://www.youtube.com/user/cuddlydudley60 Harry Morris will show you a side of the Scottish Police Service which the public don't normally get to see – the lighter side. After almost 30
years with Strathclyde Police, Harry has seen it all and nearly all of what
makes Scotland tick. Page after page of strange people and stranger
events, all resulting in the funniest collection of stories, tales,
anecdotes, jokes and 'lies' for many
a year. 'Harry the Polis' Book Series. Still the funniest of humorous books 2006 / 2007 In this collection of hilariously funny books, such as, 'Even the Lies are True', 'Even More Lies' 'Nuthin' Like the Truth', 'Ye're Never Gonnae Believe it'!, 'Aye, That Will Be Right!' And the latest in the series Volume 6, 'Ah Cannae Tell A Lie!' AVAILABLE FROM ALL AIRPORTS, TRAIN STATION & ALL GOOD BOOK SHOPS. You will find the essence of why the Scots like a good laugh, it's a big part of their very being.
So, get the books and start reading them now. In the words of the real life characters, who make the books come to life, you'll pee yersell laffin! So wear a nappie to prevent rusting! Government Health Warning: Out NOW And Selling Fast! Book number 6 in the popular series Harry the Polis, 'Ah Cannae Tell A Lie!'
(That'll be Bloody Right!) Beware, these books are certain to induce lots of laughter! Why not buy the complete set for Christmas.. NOW? Harry also has a novel of short story chapters in the pipeline titled 'Born Tae Be Wide' Based in a tenement street in Glasgow, in the early fifties, it tells the story of four brothers growing up together in one of Glasgow's roughest dockland areas, and the hilarious things they get up too in each of the short stories, coupled with their natural 'Glesca' patter. Totally streetwise, or 'wider than a broad street' it's a walk down memory lane as they learn to find their way through life. Heart wrenching at times, but packed with hilarious real life stories and incidents! Release date (Self Publish) May 2009 (tbc) 'NEW PROJECT' 'UNDER-CONSTRUCTION' Harry
is presently working on a series of educational, storytelling children
books, along with his co-writers & partners, Chris and Julia Harber, titled 'THE CASE OF THE MISSING DNA'S' As Harry says, 'we can't leave out our future little junior police cadets, and that's why we came up with the idea of writing some interestingly enjoyable, educational, funny story books with great wee illustrations for kids to enjoy reading and learning from at the same time. BONUS of Harry's, 'JUNIOR POLICE CADET' CERTIFICATE FOR EVERY BOY AND GIRL. Approximate age group 4 to 10 years We are hoping to have something published in time for Christmas 2007, although our friends at Children BBCTV are presently looking over them. However, the main ideas of the books are to show the children of our societies that the policeman is their friend and they can trust him to always teach them the right way to do things. We've had Postman Pat, Fireman Sam, Bob the Builder and now, Harry the Policeman! ALSO COMING SOON IN THE 'JUNIOR POLICE CADET' SERIES AND HARRY'S NEXT ASSIGNMENT IN The Adventures of Harry the Policeman Follow Harry, Jock, (His police dog) DATA (His police car) and SPEED (His police boat), as they go on SAFARI in 'OPERATION ANIMAL RESCUE', Codename 'OAR'! Learn about the various animals and where they come from in this exciting, funny and colourful adventure. Featuring Archie the Alligator, Kenny the Kangaroo, Mervyn the Monkey, Claude the Camel and Peter, Paul and Percy the Penguins. BONUS OF 'HARRY'S JUNIOR CADET' 'ANIMAL DIPLOMA' FOR EVERY BOY AND GIRL Approximate age group 4 to 10 years MORE INTERESTING BOOKS AND STORYLINES TO COME FOR ALL OF HARRY'S LITTLE 'JUNIOR POLICE CADETS', IN 'THE ADVENTURES OF HARRY THE POLICEMAN' from HARRY, CHRIS and JULIA, SO WATCH THIS SPACE!! * RECENT REVIEW FROM A CHILDRENS EVENT AT TURRIFF LIBRARY, ABERDEENSHIRE, WITH CHILDREN FROM MARKETHILL PRIMARY.
THE JUNIOR POLICE CADETS OF MARKETHILL PRIMARY SCHOOL LISTENING TO THE ADVENTURES OF HARRY THE POLICEMAN, BY MORRIS & HARBER, READ BY HARRY ON TUESDAY 8th JAN 2008. 'They have been streaming into the library asking when your Adventures of Harry the Policeman books are going to be ready!' LIZ FRASER, SNR LIBRARIAN, TURRIFF LIBRARY, ABERDEENSHIRE. BOOKINGS ARE NOW BEING TAKEN FROM SCHOOLS AND PLAYGROUPS TO HEAR 'THE ADVENTURES OF HARRY THE POLICEMAN'. Click below for a live excerpt from Harry the Polis. LIVE LITERATURE EVENTS / 'STAND-UP STORYTELLING' HARRY is taking bookings for his SPRING Tour 2009, SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER, NOVEMBER 2008 FEBRUARY, MARCH, MAY, JUNE 2009 If you would like to have him come along and perform his hilarious 'Storytelling Performance' at a Book Event, Festival, or Club Night, Social Night, or relate stories to children from 'The Adventures of Harry the Policeman', then direct enquiries to info@harrythepolis.com |
