| Funny, strange and
maybe even true tales from
'HARRY THE
POLIS' Just CLICK the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cze9K8wBSTQ Just CLICK the link If you would like to find out more about the background of the author Harry Morris and how he went about writing his stories to get published, then why not purchase the April 2009 edition of the SCOTS MAGAZINE and read the excellent four page biog interview article, as written by Keith Fergus. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' 'The Lighter Side of the Law' Excerpt; 'Harry, as he puts it has been "blessed" in carving a second career for himself with his writing, yet his self-deprecating humour belies the large amount of hard work and self belief he needed to get his books into almost every bookstore in Scotland.......'a ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' About his live 'One Man Shows' he says; 'The shows are an affectionate look at the humour that exists within the police force, but he wants the audience to bear in mind the service the police provide for the public, so he finishes his show with this poem which he recited to me: I have been
where you fear to be, I have seen what you fear to see. It was an unexpected and sobering addition to our interview, and I suspect an audience with a bellyful of laughs would feel the same. Yet the boldness and timing of the poem during the show is perfect. "It really brings it home what a serious job the police do".
Harry Morris aka Harry the Polis ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Spanish Holiday Home - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6grBr0Rv6Vk Through his book series, Harry Morris will show you a side of the Scottish Police Service which the public don't normally get to see – the funny side. After almost
a 30
years career of serving with the City of Glasgow and Strathclyde Police, Harry has seen it all and nearly
every situation that makes Scotland tick. Page after page of strange people and stranger
events, resulting in the publication of the funniest collection of stories, tales,
anecdotes and jokes, coupled with a few 'lies' for many
a year. 'Harry the Polis' Book Series. Still the most funniest of humorous storytelling books of 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009. Find out why, in his collection of hilariously funny books, titled, 'Even the Lies are True' Vol 1, 'Even More Lies' Vol 2, 'Nuthin' Like the Truth', Vol 3, 'Ye're Never Gonnae Believe it!' Vol 4, 'Aye, That Will Be Right!' Vol 5, 'Ah Cannae Tell A Lie!' Vol 6. Latest in the series Volume 7, 'Up Tae My Neck In Paperwork!' Out Now!
Out soon, the revised reprint publications of 'Even the lies are true' and 'aye, that will be right!' So WHY NOT pre order / COLLECT THE ENTIRE SERIES? AVAILABLE FROM AMAZON, WATERSTONES, WH.SMITH, BORDER BOOKS, LIBRARY SHOPS, AIRPORT OUTLETS, TRAIN STATIONS, ART CENTRES, MUSEUMS, TOURISM/VISIT SCOTLAND SHOPS & EVEN THE INVERARY JAIL! Find out the very essence of why the Scots enjoy a right good laugh, and why it's an integral part of their everyday diet. So why not order the books now and start reading. In the words of the real life characters, who make the books come to life, you'll pee yersel' laffin'! So, mind and wear a big nappie to prevent rusting! Government Health Warning: Harry the Polis, Out NOW! And Selling Faster than suncream on an Nudist Beach!! Picture Gallery
(LEFT) The Legendary 'Sunshine Superman' Donovan & Harry I was fortunate to meet up with the legend that is Donovan Leitch and what a great honour it was for me to chat with him and have a few photographs taken. Pure class!! (CENTRE) Sir Bobby Charlton with Harry and Marion During a visit to London for the Trooping of the Colours, Marion and I were fortunate to meet up with the legendary former footballer Sir Bobby Charlton. (I think that is his former team mate Harry Gregg in the background? (RIGHT) My daughter Kimmy with my good friend Jack Savoretti We were privileged to be invited along to a live concert by our good friend and brilliant singer/songwriter Jack Savoretti. Here is a picture of Kimmy with Jack in the bar after the show. I'm at the bar buying the drinks! Look out for his CD 'Between the Minds', an excellent collection of his own compositions.
Book number 6 in the popular series Harry the Polis, 'Ah Cannae Tell A Lie!'
(That'll be Bloody Right!) Beware, these books are certain to induce many hours of hilarious laughter, from the self proclaimed Chief Constable of Funny Stories!!! DVD of Harry's 'One Man Show' out soon! Look out for the latest in the Harry the Polis Series 'Up Tae My Neck in Paperwork' Why not purchase the complete series, NOW? '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Harry also has a novel of short story chapters in the pipeline titled 'Born Tae Be Wide' Based in a tenement street in Glasgow, in the late forties, early fifties, set in a street in the Plantation area, it tells the story of four brothers growing up together in one of Glasgow's roughest dockland areas, and the hilarious things they get up too, in each of the short stories, coupled with their natural 'Glesca' patter. Totally streetwise, or 'wider than a broad street' it's a walk down memory lane as they learn to find their way through life. Heart wrenching at times, but packed with hilarious real life stories and incidents! Publishing date September 2010 (tbc) '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Click below for a live excerpt from Harry the Polis. LIVE LITERATURE EVENTS / 'STAND-UP STORYTELLING' HARRY is taking bookings for his SPRING Tour 2010, FEBRUARY, MARCH, MAY, JUNE 2010 If you would like to have him come along and perform his hilarious 'Storytelling Performance' at a Book Event, Festival, or Club Night, Social Night, or relate stories to children from 'The Adventures of Harry the Policeman', then direct enquiries to info@harrythepolis.com |
