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COMMENTS AND LIVE APPEARANCE DATES
WINTER TOUR & VENUES
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DVD AND AUDIO VERSION RECORDED 'LIVE ON THE NIGHT', BY ANGELA GOSETTI WILL BE AVAILABLE SOON.
...EXCERPTS OF HARRY THE POLIS FOR VIEWING ON
'YOU TUBE'.... NOW!
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WHERE'S HARRY MORRIS PERFORMING?
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Harry and Howard in Liverpool
Harry the Polis meets Howard 'Mr Nice' Marks
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OCTOBER 2008
Friday 10th October 2008 at 1:30pm
WORDS 2008 NORTH LANARKSHIRE BOOK FESTIVAL
BELLSHILL CULTURAL CENTRE, BELLSHILL.
Contact ; Rosemary Stewart for details. 01698 372325 info@northlan.gov.org
Why not come along for an afternoon of fun and laughter from the Chief Constable of Funny Stories. Book your tickets NOW!!
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OCTOBER 2008
FRIDAY 10th OCTOBER 2008, 7:30pm
THE EASTWOOD PARK THEATRE
Eastwood
Park, Rouken Glen Road, Giffnock G46 6UG
Box Office: 0141 577 4970
A chance to see and hear Harry telling his hilarious police stories. "Listening to Harry Morris talk, is a bit like watching Billy Connolly do stand-up, but without the swearing. This is a man born for the role to be an entertainer." Nicola Johnston, Strathclyde University. Some seem far fetched, but he assures me, they're all True.....Honest! Mind you, he assures everybody!!
HARRY THE POLIS SERIES OF BOOKS WILL BE ON SALE AT THIS EVENT.
YOU ARE ADVISED TO BOOK TICKETS EARLY FOR THIS EVENT!
BOX OFFICE : 0141 577 4970
A DVD RECORDING OF THE SHOW WILL BE MADE 'LIVE' ON THE NIGHT.
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NOVEMBER 2008
Friday 7th November 2008, 7pm onwards
AYRSHIRE RIVER TRUST FISHERMANS DINNER
THE PRINCESS ROYAL SUITE, AYR RACECOURSE
Contact ; Janette Galbraith for details. info@ayrshirerivertrust.org
Tel No; 01292 525142
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NOVEMBER 2008
Saturday 22nd November 2008, 7pm onwards
**RETURNING DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND**
**IN A REPEAT PERFORMANCE OF HIS LIVE SHOW**
THE RUTHERGLEN TOWN HALL PROUDLY PRESENTS
'HARRY THE POLIS'
"IF YOU MISSED OUT LAST TIME, THEN DON'T MISS IT THIS TIME!!"
'Brilliant night with great Scottish humour in abundance'
'Great speaker, very funny' 'Harry's patter was excellent'
'So very, very funny, what a good talker Harry was, we cried with laughter'
'This man should be on the telly. In fact was listening to the radio the other day when I could have sworn I heard him telling jokes'
'Listening to Harry Morris talk, is a bit like watching Billy Connolly do stand-up, but without the swearing. This is a man born for the role to be an entertainer. He is the epitome of the convivial man in the pub, an author of tall tales and modern folk stories, utilising his typically Glaswegian language and humour'
'The funny side of policing. Glasgow humour at it's best here with anecdotes that never cease to entertain'
TICKETS £6:00 ARE AVAILABLE NOW FROM THE BOX OFFICE : 0141 613 5700
'Come along and enjoy the CRAIC!!'
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NOVEMBER
THE FAMOUS SUNDOWNERS BAR/DINER
THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE TO BE
Playa Flamenca, Costa Blanca, SPAIN.
THURSDAY 27th NOVEMBER 2008, 8pm
HARRY THE POLIS 'LIVE' ON STAGE.
SOME TICKETS LEFT FROM THE SUNDOWNERS.
TO ALL EX-PATS, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT!!!
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WEDNESDAY 26th NOVEMBER
DON'T MISS THE RADIO INTERVIEW
BIG NICK MEETS HARRY THE POLIS LIVE INTERVIEW
SUNSHINE RADIO COSTA BLANCA
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'CELEBRITY COSTA MAGAZINE'
DON'T MISS THE INSIDE INTERVIEW
FROM 'COPPER' TO 'AUTHOR'!
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THE COASTRIDER NEWS
THE NEWSPAPER THAT'S FIRST WITH EVERYTHING
IN THE COSTA BLANCA
READ THE SPECIAL INTERVIEW BY JEFF
'ALL ABOUT HARRY THE POLIS!'
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BOOK FESTIVAL REVIEW : What a hoot!! We all had a brilliant night with Harry. Laugh a minute, (Sorry second). Have had very positive feedback from the public here at Lochee Library where Harry performed (Maybe that's the wrong word to use) This man should be on the telly. In fact was listening to the radio the other day when I could have sworn I heard him telling jokes. Joking apart, what a lovely man and if anyone hasn't booked Harry they should do so as we can thoroughly recommend him. JOAN RODGER, LOCHEE LIBRARY, DUNDEE CITY. (TUESDAY 30th OCTOBER '07 BOOK FESTIVAL EVENT)
AUTHOR FESTIVAL REVIEW : Just a brief note to thank you for your participation in our first Imprint Book Festival. Your Friday afternoon session was very highly praised in our audience evaluation forms. Participants commented on how much they enjoyed your highly entertaining talk. One member of the audience remarked that, 'Harry's patter was excellent!' Given the enthusiasm for your 'meet the author' sessions, we would be delighted to welcome you back again. GERARD CAIRNS, LIBRARY SERVICE MANAGER. (FRIDAY 9th NOVEMBER '07 AUTHOR FESTIVAL EVENT)
SOME EVALUATION / COMMENT FORMS COLLECTED AT THE IMPRINT FESTIVAL EVENT.
EMAILS from the 'LIVE' event, EAST KILBRIDE ARTS CENTRE.
'Brilliant night with great Scottish humour in abundance'. D. Evans, East Kilbride.
'You cheered us up on a wet miserable night. Come back soon'. John & Isobel.
COMMENTS.
'Thoroughly enjoyed your show. When will you bring out an audio version of the night?'
MORE DATES FOR 2009 BELOW.
FEBRUARY 2009
THURSDAY 5th FEBRUARY 2009 at 7:30pm
A K Bell Library, York Place, Perth.
A guaranteed night of hilarious stories, tales, jokes and anecdotes filled with lots of laughter, as told by the Chief Constable of Funny Stories! DON'T MISS IT.
All Enquiries to Bob Mairs, A.K. Bell Library 01738 444949 (Book Early, He did!)
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MARCH 2009
SATURDAY 7TH MARCH 2009 at 7:30 pm Onwards
THE HAMILTON TOWN HOUSE, HAMILTON
HARRY THE POLIS LIVE ON STAGE
"ARE YOU UP FOR A BLETHER?"
COME ALONG AND ENJOY THE CRAIC!
Book your tickets early for a real FUN night!!!
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PRIVATE SPRING BOOK EVENT.
Launch of the new hilarious novel ;
'BORN TAE BE WIDE'!
by Harry Morris.
Based on a true story of four brothers growing up in the Plantation area of Glasgow during the late forties / early fifties and the hilarious things they get up to as they 'con' their way through life.
Thoroughly entertaining, funny and heartbreaking at times, but full of nostalgia. You can't help but liken to the characters, as the story evolves over the years, page after page.
Four brothers who were definitely, 'BORN TAE BE WIDE'!
Venue and Date to be arranged/confirmed.
More live dates and venues to follow
Harry Morris is registered with the
'Scottish Book Trust'
and
'The Live Literature Events Programme',
He is also a member of
'The Society of Authors
and
'A Member of Equity'.
Harry Morris has many more book signings and 'LIVE' appearances arranged and details of his event dates and venues will be published here on the
'Where's Harry Morris?'
If you would like to make an enquiry, how to book the man for
'An Audience With Harry Morris',
And hear him perform and tell his 'Audio Polis Book' of humorous stories live, then send all enquiries to, info@harrythepolis.com
'Look Who's Up for a Blether'!
Various Festivals, Rotary Clubs, Ladies / Gents Probus Clubs, Arthritic Clubs, After Dinner Speech, Writers Clubs / Workshops, Colleges, Institutes, Libraries, Story Telling Nights, Club Nights, Charity Events, Fun Nights, Ladies Guilds, Art Centres, Etc.
'Well you out there! are you up for a laugh, or whit?'
He is Registered with the Live Literature Events.
HARRY is presently taking bookings for his tour of 'LIVE AUDIO BOOK' performances,
Stand-Up Storytelling at it's best....As only he can tell them!
Live appearance dates are still available in February, March, May and June '09
ALL ENQUIRIES ARE BEING INVITED, NOW!
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COMMENTS FROM EVALUATION FORMS AT LIVE EVENTS
'Enjoyed the Glaswegian patter from Harry and his funny selection of stories'.
'Very light hearted, entertaining, - Great Night! Great Speaker!'
'Quick fire recollection of experiences - Very humorous'.
'Enjoyed the whole evening, the talk and the ambience of the event'.
'The Author was excellent and should be a Stand-Up comedian'.
'Great laughter, very entertaining. Wine an added bonus'.
'Enjoyed everything about the evening - the storyteller as well as the hospitality'.
'A full house, Harry was fantastic!'
Just click onto a book for some excerpt stories.
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'As someone who is married to a 'Glaswegian', I'm used to the quick wit and humour, but I must admit your stories and jokes from the police were excellent. You have a wonderful knack of telling them and made it a great night to remember. Come back again soon with more of your patter!' JEAN BELL. (Refers to Haddington Festival)
'Sorry I took so long to contact you, but I would just like to tell you what a wonderful evening we had listening to your funny stories, We've read your first book and have ordered the next one'. JOHN & MORAG WILSON. (Refers to Haddington Festival)
'Thanks again for an entertaining evening. All reports were 'A GREAT NIGHT', best wishes, CLAIRE & AUDREY. (Haddington)
'Sorry I didn't make it to your event, but I hear it was a great success'. TRINA GAVAN. (Haddington Festival Snr Librarian)
ALL REFER TO 'HADDINGTON STORYTELLING FESTIVAL'.
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FROM RUTHERGLEN CENTENARY CELEBRATIONS.
'Nice one Harry boy' SANDY ROBERTSON.
'I took one of your flyers last night and got your email from it so I thought I would just let you know how much I enjoyed listening to you. Like the rest of the audience, I had a great time and couldn't stop laughing you were thoroughly entertaining. Looking forward to reading your book' ANNE WILSON.
'My wife and I had a wonderful night listening to you telling your stories, We laughed all the way home. Look out Billy Connolly' IAN and ROSE MITCHELL.
More live dates and venues to follow and don't forget to check out 'Read your Reviews' yours just might be on there.
'Where's Harry Morris?'
Website page very soon, so keep watching.
If you would like to make an enquiry, how to book the man for
'An Audience With Harry Morris',
And hear him perform and tell his 'Audio Polis Book' of humorous stories live, then send all enquiries to, info@harrythepolis.com