HARRY THE POLIS, 'EVEN THE LIES ARE TRUE!'

Shows true Glaswegian humour at it’s finest. Every funny tale – tall and true – of Harry’s twenty nine years police career is either here, or yet to come in the future Harry the Polis books, like ‘Even More Lies’ and ‘Nuthin’ Like the Truth’, and there’s no shortage of laughs in these hilarious stories from the rank and file. 

Already described by Alex Dickson of Radio Clyde as ‘classics of our time’ and by Bob Shields of the Daily Record as ‘a must read for anyone who likes to walk about with a grin on their face’.

‘Even the Lies are True’ is sure to arrest you with its irrepressible mirth.

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HARRY THE POLIS, 'EVEN MORE LIES!'

 ‘Even More Lies’ is the hilarious follow-up to Harry the Polis’s first collection of anecdotes about life in the polis. With more stories and even more laughs from Harry’s twenty-nine years with the boys in blue. ‘Even More Lies’ is another classic collection of tales, tall and true, like the story of the OAP who ended up ‘legless’ in more ways than one and the controlled detonation of some very suspicious sausages, polis style!

For fans and newcomers alike, ‘Even More Lies’ is sure to give you a right good laugh with its arresting humour.

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HARRY THE POLIS, 'NUTHIN' LIKE THE TRUTH'

In ‘Nuthin’ Like the Truth’, Harry Morris continues to mercilessly expose the lighter side of our hard pressed police force. And in the third book of the Harry the Polis series, Harry has plenty more funny stories to tell from the thin blue line. Like how to deal with inept robbers with nothing but a shovel, and the story of the wee dug and it’s liking for chocolate laxatives and the special Olympics of a police kind. ‘Nuthin’ Like the Truth’ is another classic collection of tales tall, true and uproariously funny from Harry the Polis.

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HARRY THE POLIS, 'YE'RE NEVER GONNAE BELIEVE IT!'

‘Ye’re Never Gonnae Believe It!’ is the fourth in the Harry the Polis’s hugely successful and hilarious collection of police stories. With twenty-nine years in the polis under his belt, there is no shortage of incidents and hilarious anecdotes to write about. In ‘Ye’re Never Gonnae Believe It!’ find out the secrets to Harry’s low-effort guide to marathon success, a photogenic traffic warden who gave out more than parking tickets and all about some funny goings-on in a funeral parlour. Full of funny stories to make you laugh, ‘Ye’re Never Gonnae Believe It!’ is another classic collection of tales tall and true from Harry the Polis, the newly appointed Chief Constable of funny stories!

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HARRY THE POLIS, 'AYE, THAT WILL BE RIGHT!'

'Aye, That Will Be Right!' Is volume five in the hugely successful Harry the Polis's continued collection of hilarious police stories and he never ceases to entertain us with his tall tales which he assures us are true ....... Honest! 'Aye, That Will Be Right!' is packed full of stories, jokes and anecdotes, to keep you chuckling away on a long journey, or while just relaxing at home. Find out how to solve a midlife crisis, being misunderstood by a nurse and receiving an unexpected thrill, and how to stop smoking, suddenly. They're all there to give you a laugh in this latest collection of tales tall and true from the man referred to as the Chief Constable of funny stories!

AUTHOR INFORMATION;

Harry Morris served for twenty-nine years in various posts throughout Strathclyde Police. He first began writing down the funny stories that surrounded him as a way to brighten the internal newsletter, but making people laugh soon became Harry the Polis’s real passion.  

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